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Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men
"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."
2003 ★ 7.453 12 Seasons EN
Comedy
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
🎬 Created by: Tim Kelleher, Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins
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Pilot
Ep 1 ★ 6.726 2003-09-22
Pilot
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his …
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Big Flappy Bastards
Ep 2 ★ 7.174 2003-09-29
Big Flappy Bastards
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds …
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Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Ep 3 ★ 7.238 2003-10-06
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to …
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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Ep 4 ★ 7.381 2003-10-13
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan …
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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Ep 5 ★ 7.211 2003-10-20
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very …
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Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Ep 6 ★ 6.737 2003-10-27
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie …
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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Ep 7 ★ 7.684 2003-11-03
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses …
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Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Ep 8 ★ 7.158 2003-11-10
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in …
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Phase One, Complete
Ep 9 ★ 6.778 2003-11-17
Phase One, Complete
Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn …
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Merry Thanksgiving
Ep 10 ★ 7.0 2003-11-24
Merry Thanksgiving
Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a …
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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Ep 11 ★ 6.833 2003-12-15
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating …
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Camel Filters and Pheromones
Ep 12 ★ 7.0 2004-01-05
Camel Filters and Pheromones
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's …
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Sarah Like Puny Alan
Ep 13 ★ 6.625 2004-01-12
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double …
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I Can't Afford Hyenas
Ep 14 ★ 6.706 2004-02-02
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his …
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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Ep 15 ★ 6.75 2004-02-09
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can …
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That Was Saliva, Alan
Ep 16 ★ 6.938 2004-02-16
That Was Saliva, Alan
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins …
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Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Ep 17 ★ 7.188 2004-02-23
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents …
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An Old Flame with a New Wick
Ep 18 ★ 7.0 2004-03-01
An Old Flame with a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
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I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Ep 19 ★ 7.125 2004-03-22
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits …
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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Ep 20 ★ 6.875 2004-04-19
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take …
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No Sniffing, No Wowing
Ep 21 ★ 6.867 2004-05-03
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could …
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My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Ep 22 ★ 6.667 2004-05-10
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack …
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Just Like Buffalo
Ep 23 ★ 7.267 2004-05-17
Just Like Buffalo
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the …
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Can You Feel My Finger?
Ep 24 ★ 6.933 2004-05-24
Can You Feel My Finger?
Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go …
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First Air Date
2003-09-22
Last Air Date
2015-02-19
Status
Ended
Language
EN
Seasons
12
Total Episodes
262
Rating
7.453 / 10
Votes
3759
Network
CBS
Studio
Warner Bros. Television, Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company
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